Saturday, May 10, 2008

My Top 12 Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
2. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
4. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
7. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
8. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
9. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
10. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
12. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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