Wednesday, December 8, 2004

what an interesting and weird dream

one thing that I do right before I go to bed is drink 2 glasses of water. this will insure me that i won't wake up in the morning with a dehydration headache. and also, it helps me get out of bed in the morning. it usually works better than an alarm clock.

so i find myself in rimac, needing to go to the restroom. i walk in, and i'm in a light blue tiled bathroom that must be around 3000 square ft. it resembles my high school shower room than a bathroom. and the only things there were 50, maybe even a hundred gigantic public urinals the size of bathtubs different sizes and shapes just scattered in a crowded space all over the restroom (these urinals were the ones you find in subway stations where its one gigantic urinal for 5 people to use at once). so not being a fan of these multi person systems, i'm walking towards the end trying to find a normal one. so i finally find one in the back. and by this time, i needed to go pretty bad. and you can imagine the amount of pressure i need to relieve by now. so once i get started, i feel the freedom of just gradually increasing pressure to the nozzle. it sounds like a high pitched whispering steam vent that's sounding more violent by the second. It almost seems endless. and as this is going on, this dream gets weirder. i look over the urinal, and there is a group of 6 girls sitting in a lunch table having an entertaining conversation of size of male organ. and they are all impressed by the sound that i'm making on my side of the wall as one comes over to take a peek and complement me as i'm wrapping things up. and from here i don't remember too much other than she somehow ends up in the back seat of my car. and as the dream starts getting good, i wake up and I see I'm once again going to be late for work, and I have to go take a piss really really bad.

Monday, December 6, 2004

what a joke

so i've been watching the reality series "The Next Great Champ". It's like American Idol, but for boxers, and without the bad auditions. Well, the winner "Otis Griffin" was supposed to fight a title fight on Dec 3rd, but they pulled the fight last minute because the challenger was not an Olympic medalist, or some bullshit like that. I mean, what a load of bullshit. What does that have to do with anything? I just wanted to see the great black hype, Otis Griffin, get his inexperienced glass jawed ass knocked out. He shouldn't have won anyway since he was officially eliminated fairly. The show lost a lot of credibility when they brought him back because it was a close fight. bull. You don't see them bringing back other eliminated boxers that had closer fights. He was the most rested going in to the last fights. I'm willing to bet Otis Griffin has already had his 15 rounds of fame.